NFL Picks Week 8: He's just like a kid we all want to punch in the ...

Sweet Jesus, someone call hotel security! Charlie Sheen has rendered the pillows on his bed COMPLETELY ASKEW! Listen up, celebrities: With every half-arsed hotel “trashing” like this, you besmirch the legacy of your depraved forebears. .... If only the world were still safe for mad scientists and their diabolical experiments, Jerry Jones would right now be paying a laboratory full of Einsteins to graft together the world's first four-armed, two-headed 465-pound QB (not ...